Jokes and Riddles

Q: What time is it when you have to go the dentist?

A: Tooth Hurty!

Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?

A: Between you and me, something smells.

Q: What did the teacher say when it rained cats and dogs?

A: Be careful not to step on a poodle!

Q: What is even smarter than a talking bird?

A: A Spelling Bee!

Q: What sickness does a martial artist have?

A: Kung FLU!

Q: What did the nut say when it sneezed?

A: “Cashew”!

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